Dearest, devoted Bryan-

I enjoyed our time together. For so long we were so close. And I want
you to know, I will cherish those memories forever. But, sometimes, as
you know, people change. And so do things. Like vendors. And recipes.
But please know, my adoration for you, and our times together, I will
cherish for all of time. I only hope you can learn to enjoy me now, as
I am. The new me. The bold, Bar-B-Quier me. Because, though I may
have less corn and a kickier dressing, deep down, my intentions remain
pure. I will hold out hope that one night, when you're ambling down the
refrigerated isle lost in thought or time, I will catch your eye, and we
can meet once more.

Yours, waiting...
BBQ Chicken Salad
(as dictated to Marci, Trader Joe's Customer Relations)

PS. We really do appreciate your input (and narrative writing style).
I will pass your comments along to our buyers for review.