The subject line from a spam I received recently:

"You will get laid from this site."

Hmm, can't say that I've ever had sex with a website.

"The missus says put it on something unusual and so I put it on the mother-in-law's wheelchair."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/lincolnshire/3611660.stm

"Bonjour Paresse, an anti-corporation slacker manifesto whose title translates as 'Hello Laziness,' has become a national best seller in France and made a countercultural heroine of its author, who encourages workers to adopt her strategy of calculated loafing in response to dimming prospects of success for rank-and-file employees."

http://www.dailynews.com/Stories/0,1413,200~20954~2333721,00.html