Articles for July 2004

tech support, please hold.

Posted by bryanz on Fri Jul 16 2004 13:18 (Link)
here's a normal tech support scenario:

joe blow: "hi i'm having a problem with your product."
tech support: "please hold."
2 hours later
tech support: "is your computer turned on?"
joe blow: "yes, i know exactly what the problem is, i just need to know how to fix it."
tech support: "have you rebooted you computer?"
joe blow screams and hangs up the phone.


here's my tech support experience from today:

me: "hey frank, sorry to bother you while you're on vacation, but i'm having a problem with your product."
vendor: "ok, just a second bryan."
vendor talking to coworker: "mike, go pull our head developer out of his meeting, i have bryan from the pentagon on the line and it's urgent."

being important is fun.
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mmmmm, free beer...

Posted by bryanz on Wed Jul 14 2004 16:35 (Link)
i was playing trivia night at the local pub with friends the other day. one of the questions was "how long does it take to boil an ostrich egg?" i replied by yelling out "african or european?" the bartender liked my answer so much he gave me a free beer of my choice. fabulous.
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